








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 535 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 13% |
| Smokes | 9081 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 4584 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2139 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,103,520 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Alice | 53% | 526 |
| #5 | LascO | 52% | 376 |
| #6 | loserkid. fAt pride | 52% | 128 |
| #7 | TACTICAL POLICE | 45% | 89 |
| #8 | ✪R3lo[A]Đ✪ | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mistéc | +1.31 | 63 | 76 |
| #2 | loserkid. fAt pride | +0.91 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪R3lo[A]Đ✪ | +0.39 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Anzani | VΛCUUMΛIRS | +0.20 | 34 | 55 |
| #5 | Alice | +0.04 | 57 | 62 |





