








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3495 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4074 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3643 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3151 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,305 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Loop | 56% | 161 |
| #2 | J1nxsaw♛ | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | CeoZ | 53% | 271 |
| #4 | Kleenex | 52% | 166 |
| #5 | dmk | 52% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | J1nxsaw♛ | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | CeoZ | 53% | 271 |
| #4 | Kleenex | 52% | 166 |
| #5 | dmk | 52% | 255 |
| #6 | Frede Farlig | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dmk | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | CeoZ | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Kleenex | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CeoZ | 865 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | dmk | 620 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | Mr. Loop | 380 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Kleenex | 207 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Frede Farlig | 95 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CeoZ | +2.95 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | kORNMAALER | +1.69 | 65 | 75 |
| #3 | Frede Farlig | +0.55 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Mr. Loop | +0.10 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Kleenex | -1.96 | 62 | 64 |





