








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1972 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2443 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,761 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja_K1 | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | fl0w | 62% | 69 |
| #3 | Resh | 61% | 151 |
| #4 | Jucktmichnicht | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Punica | 60% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jucktmichnicht | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Punica | 60% | 132 |
| #6 | 616 | 58% | 106 |
| #7 | nico^ | 55% | 62 |
| #8 | LUrker | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punica | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Resh | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | 616 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | nico^ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | fl0w | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punica | 910 | 0.32 | 29 min |
| #2 | 616 | 847 | 0.36 | 24 min |
| #3 | Resh | 419 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | fl0w | 212 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | nico^ | 91 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punica | +4.11 | 84 | 83 |
| #2 | Jucktmichnicht | +1.69 | 90 | 48 |
| #3 | 616 | +1.55 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | fl0w | +0.35 | 89 | 75 |
| #5 | LUrker | +0.06 | 82 | 64 |





