








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1672 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1654 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1963 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,753 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moki | 65% | 91 |
| #2 | Echo! | 61% | 96 |
| #3 | taek | 56% | 181 |
| #4 | meow | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moki | 65% | 91 |
| #2 | Echo! | 61% | 96 |
| #3 | taek | 56% | 181 |
| #4 | meow | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taek | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | moki | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Echo! | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | meow | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taek | 456 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Echo! | 314 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | moki | 273 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | meow | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taek | +3.00 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | Echo! | +1.99 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | moki | +1.24 | 70 | 68 |
| #4 | meow | -0.28 | 67 | 38 |
| #5 | Kenny Hess | -0.80 | 59 | 60 |





