








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1795 | 19% |
| Smokes | 590 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 4330 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2837 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,875 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Westu8 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Lennart ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) | 49% | 108 |
| #3 | π₯πΏππ½πΆπ« | 49% | 92 |
| #4 | Sienestaja | 48% | 82 |
| #5 | Svontti | 47% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Svontti | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Lennart ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | π₯πΏππ½πΆπ« | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | keksari | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazered | 528 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | JB | 509 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sienestaja | 362 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lennart ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) | 338 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | π₯πΏππ½πΆπ« | 296 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Westu8 | +2.55 | 50 | 53 |
| #2 | π₯πΏππ½πΆπ« | +2.48 | 71 | 80 |
| #3 | keksari | +1.86 | 55 | 72 |
| #4 | Lennart ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) | +1.23 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | JB | +1.02 | 73 | 63 |





