








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3486 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4415 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3359 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3402 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,501 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P00rP0werC0meP00rResp0nsibility6 | 295 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Snoop Doge | 221 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | brickz` | 150 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ๐ฃโ๐ฎ ๐๐พ๐น๐นโ๐ฎโ ๐๐ปโโ | 116 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aeigus | 108 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Waffle | +4.59 | 58 | 69 |
| #2 | Arrowhead | +4.54 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | Aeigus | +3.90 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | Snoop Doge | +2.41 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | A^2 | +1.58 | 63 | 65 |





