








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3649 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2749 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4176 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1907 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,577 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A^2 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | A Waffle | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Snoop Doge | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Meowtastic ♡ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | toasT | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Waffle | +4.57 | 50 | 77 |
| #2 | A^2 | +2.86 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | Snoop Doge | +2.31 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | toasT | +1.72 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | Meowtastic ♡ | +1.58 | 67 | 53 |





