








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 260 | 21% |
| Smokes | 257 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 354 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,027 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Promaja | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nemac_vutra | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Zi | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | PoeticPretzel | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Kiu) | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Promaja | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nemac_vutra | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Zi | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | PoeticPretzel | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Kiu) | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiu) | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Promaja | 1 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemac_vutra | 63 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zi | 24 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | PoeticPretzel | 22 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kiu) | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Promaja | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zi | +4.54 | 65 | 90 |
| #2 | nemac_vutra | +2.28 | 58 | 73 |
| #3 | Promaja | +1.57 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | PoeticPretzel | -0.89 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Gruja | -2.38 | 52 | 60 |





