








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4101 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6315 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5365 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4673 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,511,239 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toki | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Promaja | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | nemac_vutra | 50% | 308 |
| #4 | Zi | 50% | 293 |
| #5 | Kiu) | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toki | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Promaja | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | nemac_vutra | 50% | 308 |
| #4 | Zi | 50% | 293 |
| #5 | Kiu) | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zi | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | nemac_vutra | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Promaja | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemac_vutra | 1409 | 0.21 | 37 min |
| #2 | Zi | 937 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #3 | Kiu) | 138 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Toki | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Promaja | 74 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toki | +2.40 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Zi | +1.44 | 63 | 80 |
| #3 | nemac_vutra | +0.96 | 44 | 69 |
| #4 | Promaja | +0.40 | 59 | 50 |
| #5 | PoeticPretzel | -0.59 | 38 | 62 |





