








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Faceit | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6232 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5246 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3940 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3989 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,882 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toki | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Promaja | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | nemac_vutra | 51% | 374 |
| #4 | Kiu) | 51% | 91 |
| #5 | PoeticPretzel | 50% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemac_vutra | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | PoeticPretzel | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kiu) | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Promaja | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Toki | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemac_vutra | 1698 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #2 | PoeticPretzel | 839 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #3 | Kiu) | 151 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Toki | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Promaja | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toki | +2.58 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Zi | +1.44 | 63 | 79 |
| #3 | nemac_vutra | +0.86 | 43 | 67 |
| #4 | Promaja | +0.73 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | PoeticPretzel | -1.34 | 35 | 68 |





