








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 956 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1530 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1886 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1846 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,315 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jutku | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | vIHERHATTu8D[FIN]*|PRO-AWP|* | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | KooÄs | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | migedimigi | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | .-- . .- ... . .-.. | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vIHERHATTu8D[FIN]*|PRO-AWP|* | 274 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Balzu | 262 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #3 | prankster | 231 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #4 | migedimigi | 214 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | KooÄs | 174 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vIHERHATTu8D[FIN]*|PRO-AWP|* | +4.46 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | silenzio | +3.31 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | yung sirkvstus | +2.34 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | migedimigi | +1.25 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | Balzu | +0.69 | 72 | 75 |





