








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1049 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1381 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 820 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,616 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRetard ツ | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Adolen | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | ☆Joanito☆ | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Deejay xD | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRetard ツ | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Adolen | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | ☆Joanito☆ | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Deejay xD | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ☆Joanito☆ | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRetard ツ | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Deejay xD | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☆Joanito☆ | 40 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Adolen | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeneralRetard ツ | +2.70 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | ☆Joanito☆ | +2.52 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Deejay xD | +1.89 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | Nalle4K | +1.52 | 83 | 74 |
| #5 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | -0.10 | 54 | 60 |





