








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 631 | 19% |
| Smokes | 924 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 494 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1234 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,727 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | insaner | 59% | 46 |
| #7 | MASTEROFDESTRUCTION8[dgaf] | 57% | 28 |
| #8 | dub | 54% | 28 |
| #9 | KWANSTA415#dgaf | 53% | 40 |
| #10 | 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓽 ッ | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KWANSTA415#dgaf | +5.15 | 64 | 79 |
| #2 | MASTEROFDESTRUCTION8[dgaf] | +5.07 | 56 | 81 |
| #3 | dub | +3.06 | 61 | 46 |
| #4 | insaner | +2.39 | 95 | 39 |
| #5 | Grub | +1.07 | 55 | 68 |





