








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 227 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9376 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8059 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5258 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6304 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,175 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beyond | 81% | 32 |
| #2 | DAB | 81% | 31 |
| #3 | IInferno | 79% | 34 |
| #4 | Gord | 76% | 29 |
| #5 | s岩倉 | 73% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dub | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | insaner | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓽 ッ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Grub | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | PRIEST64 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KWANSTA415#dgaf | +3.06 | 57 | 79 |
| #2 | s岩倉 | +2.35 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | mc64 | +2.08 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | IInferno | +2.06 | 61 | 27 |
| #5 | insaner | +2.04 | 96 | 38 |





