








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11291 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9460 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5936 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7401 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,457 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaner | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | dub | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Grub | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | PRIEST64 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ððªð²ðœ ã | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASTEROFDESTRUCTION8[dgaf] | +3.27 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | s岩å | +2.63 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | insaner | +2.15 | 93 | 37 |
| #4 | Grub | +1.92 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | dub | +1.75 | 63 | 55 |





