








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1043 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 542 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9725 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4801 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5726 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6202 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,181,711 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demo | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | Downfall | 56% | 101 |
| #3 | khy | 52% | 292 |
| #4 | Pooky | 52% | 456 |
| #5 | Doyl | 52% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Downfall | 56% | 101 |
| #3 | khy | 52% | 292 |
| #4 | Pooky | 52% | 456 |
| #5 | Doyl | 52% | 244 |
| #6 | Old Bob Kenobi | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pooky | 46 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | khy | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Doyl | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Demo | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Downfall | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pooky | 1442 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #2 | khy | 712 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #3 | Doyl | 514 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Demo | 221 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Downfall | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khy | +2.88 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | knoK | +1.32 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Doyl | +0.39 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | Pooky | -0.22 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Demo | -0.67 | 65 | 55 |





