








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 365 | 27% |
| Smokes | 279 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 381 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 310 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,731 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syzprex | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | LTK | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Amodio | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | HaRizz | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | Coco5201 | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTK | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | HaRizz | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | kirstine729 | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Coco5201 | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Amodio | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LTK | 104 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | HaRizz | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Syzprex | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Amodio | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | kirstine729 | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syzprex | +12.56 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | LTK | +3.29 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | Coco5201 | +3.27 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | Vanessa | +0.53 | 70 | 40 |
| #5 | Amodio | +0.11 | 46 | 33 |





