








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 497 | 18% |
| Smokes | 604 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 705 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1023 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,864 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nExus | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | LuckyMe | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | GodOfWar | 48% | 84 |
| #4 | Sloth | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | HuNTr_ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GodOfWar | 48% | 84 |
| #4 | Sloth | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | HuNTr_ | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | Vnnom | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | CLERMONT | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | LuckyMe | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Sloth | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | CLERMONT | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 243 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | LuckyMe | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | CLERMONT | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sloth | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | HuNTr_ | 19 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vnnom | +3.60 | 92 | 39 |
| #2 | GodOfWar | +1.51 | 66 | 76 |
| #3 | Sloth | -0.18 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | LuckyMe | -0.51 | 44 | 72 |
| #5 | Tweeks | -0.74 | 45 | 54 |





