








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8825 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3979 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4951 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3017 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,115,254 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 46% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 46% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | 368 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodOfWar | +0.97 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | LuckyMe | +0.68 | 46 | 66 |





