








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 349 | 18% |
| Smokes | 631 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 421 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 547 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,921 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swegah | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Proletariis | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | SquintEastwood | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Fallout | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swegah | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | Proletariis | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | SquintEastwood | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Fallout | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proletariis | 5 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Swegah | 3 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Fallout | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | SquintEastwood | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proletariis | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Swegah | 41 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fallout | 30 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | SquintEastwood | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proletariis | +4.37 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | SquintEastwood | +0.46 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | Fallout | +0.23 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | King | -0.18 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | Swegah | -2.11 | 71 | 37 |





