








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1652 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1441 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $300,721 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lund | 61% | 36 |
| #7 | jaska | 61% | 56 |
| #8 | Tomi =DD | 60% | 65 |
| #9 | choco | 59% | 17 |
| #10 | Herbz | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaska | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Tomi =DD | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Herbz | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaska | 193 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lund | 110 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Herbz | 86 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tomi =DD | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | choco | 74 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zska | +3.72 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | jaska | +2.93 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | choco | +1.96 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | mave | +1.33 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | c0bra xd | +1.05 | 62 | 66 |





