








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Renown | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6165 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4680 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3219 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4035 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,451 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prey | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | Dracul4 | 75% | 59 |
| #3 | LAW | 65% | 37 |
| #4 | vision | 62% | 149 |
| #5 | sata | 62% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | violence. | 59% | 242 |
| #7 | u9v | 59% | 425 |
| #8 | ethan | 57% | 47 |
| #9 | Dzy | 52% | 88 |
| #10 | peterS aka NYC | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | u9v | 33 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sata | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | violence. | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | vision | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Dracul4 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | u9v | 2053 | 0.23 | 45 min |
| #2 | violence. | 553 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | vision | 480 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | sata | 372 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | ethan | 248 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waDDy | +2.30 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | prey | +2.24 | 93 | 65 |
| #3 | u9v | +2.00 | 94 | 47 |
| #4 | sata | +0.42 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | vision | +0.21 | 84 | 61 |





