








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 460 | 30% |
| Smokes | 374 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 436 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 252 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,595 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dectros | 43% | 14 |
| #2 | mahfn | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | JV | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | Barbilicious | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dectros | 43% | 14 |
| #2 | mahfn | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | JV | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | Barbilicious | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JV | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | dectros | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Barbilicious | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | mahfn | 1 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JV | 111 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | dectros | 69 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Barbilicious | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JV | +5.79 | 90 | 80 |
| #2 | Barbilicious | -0.23 | 51 | 63 |
| #3 | Farsh | -1.05 | 52 | 45 |
| #4 | dectros | -2.05 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | mahfn | -2.99 | 75 | 39 |





