








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 753 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4687 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7186 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6707 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4016 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,843,405 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iskiosk | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | KzX^ | 12 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ♚𝔑𝔦ℭ0™♚ | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Reflexzo | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Torben, Torben Deagledauer | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KzX^ | 1958 | 0.15 | 53 min |
| #2 | iskiosk | 776 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | Lamoe | 448 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | Reflexzo | 407 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | ♚𝔑𝔦ℭ0™♚ | 290 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reflexzo | +4.12 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Lamoe | +2.99 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | Ken9L | +2.89 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | iskiosk | +2.19 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | Torben, Torben Deagledauer | +1.89 | 77 | 65 |





