








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 755 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10140 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8468 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6982 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6950 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,014,277 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | New Year, New Egoisto | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Ken9L | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Duffi | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | Lamoe | 49% | 132 |
| #5 | iskiosk | 49% | 352 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iskiosk | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ♚𝔑𝔦ℭ0™♚ | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ISOMANN | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Reflexzo | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Torben, Torben Deagledauer | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iskiosk | 771 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | ISOMANN | 709 | 0.06 | 20 min |
| #3 | Lamoe | 412 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | Reflexzo | 385 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | ♚𝔑𝔦ℭ0™♚ | 272 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reflexzo | +3.71 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Ken9L | +2.55 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | iskiosk | +2.41 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | Lamoe | +2.35 | 83 | 73 |
| #5 | Torben, Torben Deagledauer | +1.89 | 76 | 66 |





