








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2852 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,032 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majjkdee | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | filleK | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Osterstrom | 60% | 62 |
| #4 | Exi | 59% | 71 |
| #5 | Axlekansder | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | yard | 56% | 61 |
| #10 | foxy | 55% | 40 |
| #11 | NoTiiS | 54% | 56 |
| #12 | Ica Nära Thörnbjörn | 52% | 46 |
| #13 | Smarre | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benim | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | MattanDee | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Osterstrom | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | yard | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Hira | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benim | 600 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | MattanDee | 267 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hira | 202 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Majjkdee | 199 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | NoTiiS | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exi | +3.22 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | yard | +2.74 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | RobbaN | +1.85 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | MattanDee | +1.66 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | Smarre | +0.91 | 81 | 52 |





