








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3466 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1352 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3173 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,073 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TipytoeHippo | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | CodexGaming | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Sabss ︻デ 一 | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | thyge | 48% | 142 |
| #5 | FrederikZen | 48% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FrederikZen | 48% | 113 |
| #6 | BomberDK | 44% | 153 |
| #7 | kR0maNd` | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Ranger7700DK#likeAshadow | 42% | 152 |
| #9 | sebastian | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BomberDK | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | thyge | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | FrederikZen | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Sabss ︻デ 一 | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Ranger7700DK#likeAshadow | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrederikZen | 483 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | BomberDK | 442 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ranger7700DK#likeAshadow | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | TipytoeHippo | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | thyge | 71 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CodexGaming | +1.52 | 61 | 62 |
| #2 | kR0maNd` | +1.17 | 51 | 51 |
| #3 | FrederikZen | +0.90 | 41 | 65 |
| #4 | BomberDK | +0.11 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | TipytoeHippo | -0.30 | 41 | 61 |





