








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 638 matches | ||
| Faceit | 307 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8672 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10043 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7174 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9529 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,775,625 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 3•10⁸m/s | 51% | 89 |
| #5 | メ | 46% | 69 |
| #6 | Soul ReaperZ^G0DL1KE | 46% | 61 |
| #7 | leeroy jenkins | 45% | 78 |
| #8 | Sabss ︻デ 一 | 41% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3•10⁸m/s | 338 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Soul ReaperZ^G0DL1KE | 307 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | TipytoeHippo | 252 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | leeroy jenkins | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sabss ︻デ 一 | 208 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rn1x | +2.23 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | Soul ReaperZ^G0DL1KE | +0.99 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | メ | +0.69 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | sebastian | +0.62 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | leeroy jenkins | -0.21 | 67 | 66 |





