








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1260 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1848 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2489 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,625 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bullbilen | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | fLaXy | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Zema | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | rakad baever^ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | fLaXy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fLaXy | 951 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | Zema | 570 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | Bullbilen | 309 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | fLaXy | 189 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | rakad baever^ | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zema | +3.14 | 47 | 78 |
| #2 | fLaXy | +2.63 | 56 | 73 |
| #3 | fLaXy | +1.42 | 55 | 73 |
| #4 | rakad baever^ | +1.23 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | Waffle | +1.10 | 50 | 57 |





