








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1062 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1573 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 997 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,764 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrandurBoss | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | TRIX | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Hawkaberi | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | Jokull | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ste | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pokarottA | 111 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hawkaberi | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ste | 59 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | KR Bum King_Tútti | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Norski | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gummbo | +2.91 | 61 | 64 |
| #2 | Mökkur | +2.28 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | slicer | +1.12 | 46 | 75 |
| #4 | KR Bum King_Tútti | +0.57 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | BrandurBoss | +0.55 | 82 | 60 |





