








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6241 | 51% |
| Smokes | 2854 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1203 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,248 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 976 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fire | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Sava9e | 46% | 268 |
| #3 | ricky | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | needy | 43% | 218 |
| #5 | Winky Face ;) | 42% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | needy | 43% | 218 |
| #5 | Winky Face ;) | 42% | 137 |
| #6 | Ninja ♥ | 39% | 114 |
| #7 | halo | 35% | 55 |
| #8 | Sous Chef Don | 26% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | fire | 8 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Winky Face ;) | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | halo | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | needy | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | 1342 | 0.25 | 38 min |
| #2 | Winky Face ;) | 738 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #3 | needy | 409 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ninja ♥ | 322 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sous Chef Don | 167 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | +4.32 | 82 | 81 |
| #2 | fire | +4.17 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | Winky Face ;) | +1.43 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | needy | +1.03 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | ricky | -0.03 | 75 | 53 |





