








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 953 matches | ||
| Wingman | 411 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 70,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20968 | 30% |
| Smokes | 19003 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 15461 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 15454 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,550 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2000 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NikGyver | 49% | 112 |
| #5 | Trauski | 48% | 118 |
| #6 | Kentsu | 48% | 237 |
| #7 | Hʊʊʀʊ | 46% | 473 |
| #8 | Nasuttajanasu | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Betzku- | +2.96 | 62 | 46 |
| #2 | Hikiperse | +2.77 | 40 | 70 |
| #3 | jokotai | +0.71 | 49 | 70 |
| #4 | NikGyver | +0.12 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | Hʊʊʀʊ | -0.74 | 37 | 49 |





