








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 627 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 265 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10640 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9309 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7857 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6303 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,939 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mad Lunatic | 49% | 70 |
| #9 | Setämeis | 48% | 48 |
| #10 | Trauski | 44% | 148 |
| #11 | ℌ𝔬𝔬𝔠𝔢𝔢 | 44% | 48 |
| #12 | Nasuttajanasu | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jokotai | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Kentsu | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | -Betzku- | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Mad Lunatic | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Setämeis | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jokotai | 1013 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | -Betzku- | 334 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Trauski | 176 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | ℌ𝔬𝔬𝔠𝔢𝔢 | 151 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | NikGyver | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Betzku- | +2.77 | 64 | 44 |
| #2 | Setämeis | +2.72 | 64 | 41 |
| #3 | Hikiperse | +2.26 | 41 | 68 |
| #4 | jokotai | +0.60 | 47 | 72 |
| #5 | NikGyver | +0.52 | 64 | 51 |





