








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2535 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2762 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1967 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,570 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstæøå | 392 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | daBo^_ | 131 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | HUNA | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | umer | 122 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | HARRIS [PMA] | 121 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abcdefghijklmnopqrstæøå | +2.12 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | umer | +1.48 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | hLeks[300kg] | +1.46 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Hyde | +1.16 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | choppers | +0.92 | 75 | 62 |





