








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 983 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2761 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3906 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2817 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2368 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $944,461 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiGiXx | 55% | 130 |
| #2 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 52% | 234 |
| #3 | powop | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Aworion | 48% | 48 |
| #5 | DaMachsteNix | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | PiGiXx | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | powop | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | DaMachsteNix | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Sprühtalentspieler | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 509 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sprühtalentspieler | 293 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | powop | 243 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #4 | PapAnte | 204 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | PiGiXx | 158 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy T.C.C. | +3.20 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | powop | +2.54 | 94 | 75 |
| #3 | PapAnte | +0.22 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Aworion | -0.09 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | DaMachsteNix | -0.50 | 63 | 74 |





