








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1210 | 40% |
| Smokes | 815 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 336 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,962 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiGiXx | 51% | 130 |
| #2 | Tommy T.C.C. | 47% | 121 |
| #3 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 45% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiGiXx | 51% | 130 |
| #2 | Tommy T.C.C. | 47% | 121 |
| #3 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 45% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | PiGiXx | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Tommy T.C.C. | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy T.C.C. | 600 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Vertikalschnipsikone | 440 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | PiGiXx | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy T.C.C. | +4.45 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | Vertikalschnipsikone | -0.62 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | PiGiXx | -1.36 | 24 | 65 |
| #4 | Sprühtalentspieler | -1.55 | 69 | 38 |





