








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 862 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7344 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 10079 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 5952 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,201,536 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itta | 62% | 92 |
| #2 | KayZf- | 60% | 126 |
| #3 | Hoffmann | 58% | 738 |
| #4 | PLT | 57% | 512 |
| #5 | 乂卂丨 | 49% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itta | 62% | 92 |
| #2 | KayZf- | 60% | 126 |
| #3 | Hoffmann | 58% | 738 |
| #4 | PLT | 57% | 512 |
| #5 | 乂卂丨 | 49% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoffmann | 112 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | PLT | 81 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Itta | 16 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | KayZf- | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | 乂卂丨 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoffmann | 1982 | 0.13 | 63 min |
| #2 | PLT | 916 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | Itta | 338 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | 乂卂丨 | 252 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | KayZf- | 180 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yumeZ | +1.96 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Itta | +1.96 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | KayZf- | +1.51 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | Hoffmann | +0.60 | 89 | 70 |
| #5 | 乂卂丨 | -0.46 | 60 | 59 |





