








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1940 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2149 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,318 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andreas | 50% | 157 |
| #2 | sjerberbrerz? | 49% | 67 |
| #3 | ♚T | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | GACK | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Flint | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andreas | 50% | 157 |
| #2 | sjerberbrerz? | 49% | 67 |
| #3 | ♚T | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | GACK | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | Flint | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚T | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Andreas | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | sjerberbrerz? | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Flint | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚T | 731 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | Andreas | 198 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | sjerberbrerz? | 144 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Flint | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | GACK | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚T | +0.92 | 58 | 77 |
| #2 | sjerberbrerz? | +0.50 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | ✪︎ Jester | +0.14 | 52 | 52 |
| #4 | Andreas | -0.43 | 58 | 60 |
| #5 | GACK | -4.72 | 23 | 28 |





