








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1150 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1582 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4130 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1499 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,333,026 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | François Hollande | 43 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Airhes_K | 24 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Gabriel Le Mec Encore Plus Cool | 9 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Occ4 | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | FaToM | 6 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Airhes_K | 627 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | François Hollande | 589 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Occ4 | 309 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | BrUuUuUuuuulk | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | FaToM | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrUuUuUuuuulk | +3.20 | 64 | 64 |
| #2 | Airhes_K | +2.47 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | François Hollande | +1.81 | 54 | 49 |
| #4 | Occ4 | +1.42 | 44 | 60 |
| #5 | FaToM | +1.17 | 38 | 59 |





