








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2031 | 12% |
| Smokes | 6323 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4121 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4759 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,795,226 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cat In Shoes | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Klets | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | EbonyDeluxe $$$ | 53% | 90 |
| #4 | Wonderboy | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | Fevereagle | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 48% | 61 |
| #7 | Osiris | 47% | 458 |
| #8 | Chief | 46% | 74 |
| #9 | Patler | 45% | 222 |
| #10 | smokeytaCo | 44% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EbonyDeluxe $$$ | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Osiris | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | smokeytaCo | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Patler | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patler | 665 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | smokeytaCo | 439 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 374 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #4 | EbonyDeluxe $$$ | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Klets | 175 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haydnsmovingcastle | +3.15 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Chief | +1.65 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | EbonyDeluxe $$$ | +0.69 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | Fevereagle | +0.57 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | Cat In Shoes | +0.42 | 67 | 34 |





