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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2849 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6131 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3894 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2957 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,292 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | Woelkchen | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | Woelkchen | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | 43 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Woelkchen | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯ Комиссар ✯ | +0.64 | 43 | 60 |
| #2 | ♥Hinazoe♥ | -0.55 | 45 | 21 |
| #3 | *ᴾʳʸAzRa* | -0.70 | 46 | 73 |
| #4 | Woelkchen | -4.19 | 17 | 16 |





