








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5622 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4593 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3088 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,552,846 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atropos | 50% | 236 |
| #2 | Daydie | 50% | 317 |
| #3 | L Mouvo | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | double | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atropos | 50% | 236 |
| #2 | Daydie | 50% | 317 |
| #3 | L Mouvo | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | double | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daydie | 51 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | double | 26 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Atropos | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | L Mouvo | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | double | 315 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Atropos | 249 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Daydie | 232 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | L Mouvo | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slim the speedy turtle <3 | +1.44 | 28 | 67 |
| #2 | Daydie | +0.46 | 26 | 50 |
| #3 | double | -1.58 | 26 | 58 |
| #4 | Atropos | -2.64 | 14 | 58 |
| #5 | L Mouvo | -3.09 | 39 | 44 |





