








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3650 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2867 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2431 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2066 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,878 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunden | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Tiger Foods | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | BadBoyBach | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | Nomic | 53% | 185 |
| #5 | GIRAFMOUSE | 51% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tiger Foods | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | BadBoyBach | 54% | 183 |
| #4 | Nomic | 53% | 185 |
| #5 | GIRAFMOUSE | 51% | 153 |
| #6 | UrMamasBoyToy | 51% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomic | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Tiger Foods | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | BadBoyBach | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | UrMamasBoyToy | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | GIRAFMOUSE | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomic | 576 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | BadBoyBach | 357 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | UrMamasBoyToy | 149 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tiger Foods | 107 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | GIRAFMOUSE | 96 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomic | +2.25 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Hunden | +1.17 | 68 | 79 |
| #3 | Mavi | +0.99 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | UrMamasBoyToy | +0.53 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | Tiger Foods | -0.75 | 62 | 75 |





