








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1882 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1916 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1782 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1577 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $697,246 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavi | 54% | 183 |
| #2 | Nomic | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | GIRAFMOUSE | 52% | 180 |
| #4 | UrMamasBoyToy | 51% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavi | 54% | 183 |
| #2 | Nomic | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | GIRAFMOUSE | 52% | 180 |
| #4 | UrMamasBoyToy | 51% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomic | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | UrMamasBoyToy | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Mavi | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | GIRAFMOUSE | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mavi | 702 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Nomic | 634 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | UrMamasBoyToy | 178 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | GIRAFMOUSE | 114 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nomic | +2.16 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | Mavi | +1.03 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | UrMamasBoyToy | +0.59 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | BadBoyBach | -1.07 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | GIRAFMOUSE | -2.03 | 49 | 47 |





