








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1275 | 33% |
| Smokes | 984 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,117 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radekbonk11 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | ALZY | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | HANNUKANERVA | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ottont | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | YKS_PARHAISTA | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | HANNUKANERVA | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | ottont | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | YKS_PARHAISTA | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | villEwOw-___- | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | pirttis | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HANNUKANERVA | 114 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | pirttis | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | radekbonk11 | 78 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | villEwOw-___- | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | YKS_PARHAISTA | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nappe | +3.19 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | villEwOw-___- | +1.59 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | YKS_PARHAISTA | +0.14 | 61 | 43 |
| #4 | HANNUKANERVA | -0.52 | 65 | 70 |
| #5 | ALZY | -0.92 | 52 | 62 |





