








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 750 | 38% |
| Smokes | 460 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 342 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $188,900 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pussylover2008 aka.BoBoBoy | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Drin ist der Win | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Aary | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | ChrisMcGamerHD | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | okhi | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | Entenfahrstuhl | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | ★ TeCci | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | `Vayra | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ★ TeCci | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entenfahrstuhl | 132 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | okhi | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 48 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 37 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | `Vayra | 29 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pussylover2008 aka.BoBoBoy | +2.99 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | +1.28 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | +0.83 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | Aary | +0.76 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | okhi | +0.49 | 79 | 63 |





