








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2895 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2840 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2246 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3000 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $932,366 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaokao9k | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | tommyg | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | phi102 | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | ShottymanDET | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | gravy | 53% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gravy | 758 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | frosty | 478 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #3 | CHACA | 413 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | kaokao9k | 171 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | phi102 | 121 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gravy | +1.84 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | kaokao9k | +0.85 | 68 | 76 |
| #3 | CHACA | +0.64 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | frosty | +0.35 | 80 | 77 |
| #5 | phi102 | +0.24 | 69 | 66 |





