








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4735 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3558 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3670 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2670 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,378 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jdo ت | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | koolmotoOooOOoOo | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | ShottymanDET | 72% | 47 |
| #4 | nnikkitine; ♡ | 68% | 41 |
| #5 | 818xT | 67% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kxt | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | tommyg | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | FRY N | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Monkey | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | nnikkitine; ♡ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kxt | 641 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | frosty | 501 | 0.33 | 14 min |
| #3 | Monkey | 261 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | ShottymanDET | 235 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #5 | 818xT | 225 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cloudツ | +4.90 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | 크레이지에이션🐳 | +3.23 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | jdo ت | +1.90 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | kaokao9k | +1.70 | 72 | 76 |
| #5 | ShottymanDET | +1.43 | 75 | 66 |





