








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2887 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1169 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1818 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,921 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Guts | 25 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | ✪ Gamer | 15 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | snufaffu | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Goodbye | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Matt [M] | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Guts | 453 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✪ Gamer | 212 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Matt [M] | 200 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #4 | Goodbye | 177 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | .AJ | 96 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snufaffu | +3.71 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | ogura | +1.25 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | Matt [M] | +1.22 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Goodbye | +1.11 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ Gamer | +1.10 | 64 | 65 |





