








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6488 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4854 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5684 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3356 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,443 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RACER-X | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | PRIMUJAS NERON | 67% | 43 |
| #3 | TreasoN PcBuilders.cL | 67% | 111 |
| #4 | メTian <c0> | 63% | 120 |
| #5 | AbarcaUC | 63% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Massive[dp];* | 53% | 36 |
| #13 | csgomate | 52% | 21 |
| #14 | monohaki | 52% | 25 |
| #15 | ♕Jota ♕ | 51% | 65 |
| #16 | P4nChOx! | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbarcaUC | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | frogzeRo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Sheng | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ♕Jota ♕ | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | TreasoN PcBuilders.cL | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frogzeRo | 707 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | AbarcaUC | 489 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | TreasoN PcBuilders.cL | 444 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 337 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #5 | Sheng | 277 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Massive[dp];* | +2.79 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | frogzeRo | +2.72 | 84 | 78 |
| #3 | AbarcaUC | +2.16 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | +2.07 | 67 | 78 |
| #5 | n1z00 | +1.89 | 63 | 74 |





